Chili's Is Cooking
Brinker stock 5x'd in three years. Same-store sales rose 21% one quarter, then 8.6% the next. Playbook or fluke?
Comey Indicted, Again
An Instagram post of seashells reading '86 47' is now a felony threat charge. His first case got tossed in November.
Strait First, Nukes Later
Iran's offer: reopen Hormuz, end the war, decouple the nuclear question. Rubio said no within hours.
Expectant Widow
Kimmel taped a mock WHCD roast on Thursday. The shooting happened Saturday. Melania wants ABC to fire him.
San Francisco Has A Crush
A 2,000-pound Steller sea lion named Chonkers is squatting on Pier 39 and the city is in love with him.
Security Fiasco
The shooter was a Hilton guest. He came down a back stairwell. The magnetometer was being disassembled when he ran past.
"You're A Disgrace"
Trump sat for 60 Minutes the day after the shooting. He told Norah O'Donnell she should be ashamed of herself.
Mali's Worst Day
Coordinated jihadist attacks hit Bamako, Kati, and Gao Saturday. The defense minister's house was destroyed.
Why Didn't Bibi Tell Us?
Netanyahu had prostate cancer treatment without telling the public. He says Iran would have used it as propaganda.
Will Turkey Help In The Strait?
Italy is sending minesweepers without Iran's consent. Turkey says it'll only help after a deal.
Britain Says Not Yet
The UK assisted dying bill failed in the Lords after 1,200+ amendments. Commons supporters say they'll try again.
Bypass The Strait?
Von der Leyen wants the EU to fund energy routes around Hormuz.
Both Sides Keep Seizing
Iran's IRGC seized two MSC ships Wednesday. US CENTCOM has turned around 31 since the April 13 blockade.
Altman Is Sorry
OpenAI took a measure of responsibility for the Tumbler shooter
Hezbollah Keeps Firing
Trump extended the Lebanon ceasefire 3 weeks. Hezbollah keeps firing rockets at northern Israel.
Europe Funds Ukraine
EU finalized a $106B loan to Ukraine after Hungary lifted its veto. Russia's frozen assets weren't used.
Gaza Votes
The first Gaza election in 20 years happened Saturday -- in one city, with Hamas police guarding the polls.
Shots Fired Again
A man shot at Trump at the Correspondents' Dinner. It's the third attempt on his life in two years.
Scrub D4vd?
David Burke was charged with killing a 14-year-old. Collaborators pulled their tracks. His streams doubled.
Save Spirit?
Spirit is close to a $500M bailout and possibly 90% federal ownership. Jet fuel doubled after the Iran war started.