Was Devil Wears Prada 2 Any Good?
$233M worldwide. 86% on Rotten Tomatoes. A- CinemaScore. Critics still disagree on whether it's any good.
Bezos Buys The Met Gala
He gave $10M, thereby becoming the lead sponsor and honorary co-chair. Mamdani, Streep, and Zendaya all skipped.
Olivia's SNL Jab At Jake Paul
She mocked his Netflix boxing matches in her hosting monologue. He said "proud of you fr." Then it got interesting.
62%
Trump's disapproval hit 62%. The Iran war polls worse than Iraq did in 2006. Trump: "best poll numbers I've ever had."
Taylor Swift Sits With The Times
She made the NYT's 30 Greatest Living American Songwriters list.
Tucker Goes To Maine, And To War
He broke with Trump, defended Vance, denied calling Trump the Antichrist -- then the reporter played the tape.
Project Freedom Hits The Strait
Trump's Navy is going back into Hormuz. Iran calls it a truce violation.
UAE Quits OPEC
First major exit from OPEC in decades. Six days after a Treasury swap line with Scott Bessent. 60 days into a war where the UAE has taken 537 ballistic missiles, mostly alone.
Vaguebook Like You Mean It
Channing Tatum posted a random poem about brain-and-heart divorce hours after his ex got engaged to Harry Styles. Cry for help, manipulation, or PR move?
Xi Goes Soft On Taiwan
He hosted KMT chair Cheng Li-wun in Beijing, talked patience and family, and skipped 'One Country, Two Systems.' All this three weeks before Trump shows up.
Yes Means Yes, EU Edition
The European Parliament voted 447-160 to push for an EU-wide affirmative-consent rape law. Italy and Hungary don't have one, and the EU might not have the power to make them.
Colombia's Cocaine Hippo Problem
~170 hippos descended from Pablo Escobar's private menagerie are running around Colombia. An Indian billionaire is offering to take them.
The Pentagon Played Ukraine. It Lost.
Special operators flew cheap commercial drones at simulated US airbases at Eglin last fall. Defense One reported the results this week.
Blockade Forever
Trump won't lift the Hormuz blockade until Iran capitulates. Hegseth says it goes 'as long as it takes.'
Charles Has A Word
First British monarch state visit since 2007. Trump called Starmer 'a loser.' So Britain sent the King.
The Voting Rights Act, Mostly Dead
SCOTUS just ruled Louisiana's two-Black-district map unconstitutional. Section 2 isn't gone, but the test that made it work has been rewritten away.
Flagg, Barely
He won Rookie of the Year by 26 points over Kon Knueppel. Reggie Miller publicly admitted switching his vote.
Fake People, Real Money
AI influencers flooded Coachella, fooled MAGA voters, and have actors demanding a 'Tilly Tax.'
Fifty Dollars For Dune
Regal is charging $50 plus a service fee for opening-night IMAX 70mm. AMC is charging $30. Scalpers are getting $1,000.
We Have 48 Blood Types Now
Two recent blood-group discoveries -- Gwada-negative in Guadeloupe, CRIB in Karnataka.